1. You must post the rules.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons on your journal....
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
I don't care if you ignore this rule → 6. No tag backs
7.No stuff in the tagging section about "You're tagged if you're reading this". You legitimately have to tag 11 people...no thanks

Tagged by:

1.When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it?
      My younger self. (yes, when i was three i tried dog food)

2.If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to buy her friends?
      Because she is a filthy hoe who wants YOU to buy her popularity.

3.If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2?
    Because it doesnt have as much swag as #1

4.Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
     Yes.

5.Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
           Hussie did.

6.If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
    yepperz.

7.If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
   Pfff- NO. they leave them to dieeee.

8.Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?
     im not very smart in jellology so ask someone else.

9.Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?
    Boys did it in wrestling.. (i have a wrestling seasons experience, trust me) but they are just weird..ill never forget Griffins...'Wrestler Love Birthday Present' *shivers*

10.Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
   Because triangles are the shape of the world...so you are being a cannibal.

11.Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
    Because no one let the Pluto out.